Monday, July 28, 2008

A long overdue sortie


In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC), Parts of Animals
We just enjoyed a long overdue family hike. Be it busy schedules, misplaced priorities, or just kind of forgetting about nature, it has been a LONG time since we went out in the woods as a family. It actually may have been Calvin's first time in the great outdoors that wasn't the park or lake, etc. He was as excited as I've ever seen him.

Our destination was Rattlesnake lake, a quick 30 minutes out of Seattle that felt incredibly remote. There is a serene lake with a curious fishing policy: single barbless hook only, no bait allowed. To any fish stupid enough to bite on to a dull piece of metal and hang on for dear life- you deserve to be eaten. There is also a stunning rocky ridge you can hike up to in about an hour, with a trail that leads all the way to Snoqualamie falls if you are up for a 10.2 mile walk. We didn't make it up to the top of the ridge- easier said than done with a 17 month old... instead we found a fire road that nobody was on and let Calvin have the run of the forest.

We don't any pictures to share as we left the cameras and cell phones at home, just a few fun memories:

- Chasing a deer through the woods- Calvin was determined to find her and have a deer ride. No such luck...

- Finding a patch of tall silvery mushrooms- they looked delicious but we all were to scared to touch them.

- Listening to Calvin scream at the top of his lungs so he could hear his voice echo in the trees

- Getting soaking wet, muddy and massarced by mosquitoes and remembering it fondly

There is something magical about the woods in western washington. I don't know if it is the mist, the moss that hangs like beards on the tree stumps, the cool energy you feel from the plants- it makes one feel a little mysterious and nostalgic. Maybe I was just getting a little intoxicated from all of the fresh oxygen coming of the flora. It seemed to offer me a certain clarity that was much needed after a completely topsy turvey last 6 months. It was a pure joy to watch my little one romp around like it was his living room. We will not deprive him of the outdoors so long next time, nor ourselves either.

By the way, we still haven't had an official family camping trip yet. If any friends or family want to join us to help remedy that, hit me up!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Be Kind Rewind




http://www.dvguru.com/2006/10/03/the-dvd-rewinder/

Yes it is real and it is fantastic!

Friday, July 25, 2008

Comic Sans Saves The Day!



Too funny after I watching Helvetica. Pretty good movie if you like design et cetera.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Scientific Evidence that Tofu isn't Manly


Science has confirmed what men have know for ages:
Eating Tofu is for sissies. Or it actually makes you into a sissy if you eat it. Apparently the estrogen contained in tofu and other soy products has the unintended effect in men of reducing sperm count and other ill effects. I always felt funny about eating soy products- apparently my manstincts were trying to tell me something.

This is of particular concern to me as I recently stopped eating mass produced meat products. I haven't really missed them yet, but I am concerned about soy being one of my only alternatives for protein. I personally think it takes a large helping of manliness to give up something so dear as delicious beef for the sake of others and the planet. Now my backup food is going to make me impotent? Possibly make me grow bigger boobs? Oiy. You can't win.

I'm going to start eating tree bark. That sounds like it will put the hair back on my chest.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Snow Driving Fail



I came across http://failblog.org last night. This video was on top and I absolutely could not stop laughing for about 15 minutes straight. For whatever reason it struck me at the most hilarious thing I had ever seen. My laughter was so bizarre and uncontrollable I actually scared Felicia out of the room, she thought I had developed a brain tumor. Maybe I just had to get a good laugh on. Anyhow, be careful where you watch this. If you react like I did at work it would probably result in your immediate termination from your job and possible counseling recommended.

If you are in a safe place, spend some time at http://failblog.org... it is by far the funniest web site I've ever come across. Check out Bridge Fail, Boat Fail, and the many other wonders of failure.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Wild horses vs. Cheeseburgers - Guess who wins?

This NPR piece is a straw that broke my back...

We are taking up too much space. So much so that we have to kill wild horses to make room for our cattle.

"Heyde says the BLM has a built-in conflict of interest; the agency is the tool of cattlemen who graze cows on the same public land used by wild horses."

First, let it be said that I am NOT a PETA nut- I am fiercely opposed to the draconian techniques they use to shame any and all use of animals. It is excess- critters have to die sometimes, it is natural, it is the food chain, it is the way the world works. I have been quite the carnivore in my day, up there with the best of them. However, I am starting to wonder about just how high the cost of cheap meat really is...

From the New York Times article "Rethinking the Meat Guzzler":

“When you look at environmental problems in the U.S.,” says Professor Eshel, “nearly all of them have their source in food production and in particular meat production. And factory farming is ‘optimal’ only as long as degrading waterways is free. If dumping this stuff becomes costly — even if it simply carries a non-zero price tag — the entire structure of food production will change dramatically.”

and

"a study last year by the National Institute of Livestock and Grassland Science in Japan estimated that 2.2 pounds of beef is responsible for the equivalent amount of carbon dioxide emitted by the average European car every 155 miles, and burns enough energy to light a 100-watt bulb for nearly 20 days."

More stats from Global Issues:

  • The total cattle population for the world is approximately 1.3 billion occupying some 24% of the land of the planet 3
  • Some 70 to 80% of grain produced in the United States is fed to livestock 4
  • Half the water consumed in the U.S. is used to grow grain for cattle feed. 5
  • A gallon of gasoline is required to produce a pound of grain-fed beef.
That is a ton of resources consumed so I can have my $1 double cheeseburger. Some of the problems the cattle industry contributes to:

- Obesity in Americans

- Other health problems including liver disease, heart disease, and new diseases like mad cow disease that stem from bizarre feeding practices: A study published a few years ago in Preventative Medicine notes that in Arkansas alone, 3 million pounds of chicken manure were fed to cattle in 1994.

- Rampant carbon emissions - methane from cow butts, petroleum used in production/distribution, etc

- Massive water consumption/drought

- Water Pollution - loss of species/habitat

- World hunger - reallocation of 30% grain to non-livestock would feed the entire world a 2000 calorie diet (much of the third world lives on less than 800 calories a day)

- High fuel costs

- Massive consumption of land resources - hence aforementioned horsey concentration camps

- Deforestation in South America- double carbon trouble in less absorption of C02 and huge emissions from burning

- Loss of biodiversity

- More problems I don't understand or know about



All of this screams EXCESS!!! to me. It is the opposite of moderation. It is a slovenly poor job of stewardship. While the world's population starves and the environment is pillaged, Americans are getting fatter and fatter and having more heart attacks. Is it worth it?

The Cattlemen think so. Theirs is a $60 Billon industry that they aim to protect. They are expert lobbists and employ hundreds of lawyers to help them win environmental and land use disputes every year. The "Beef, its what's for dinner" campaign costs them $1 per every cow sold in the US, which the recently doubled in Feb. 2008- so you can expect to see even more beef advertising soon. Unfortunately, enviromental, hunger, and climate advocates simply don't have the marketing dollars to compete- so the message has to be distributed via cheaper means- blogging and telling your friends included.

Now, to one degree or another I knew about some of these issues, especially since many of them had been raised by Fast Food Nation and Supersize Me. Even with that awareness, I didn't really end of changing my habits. The convenience of fast food has been a seductive siren... its cheap, hot, and fills me up quite nicely. A bit too much actually, I've gained quite a lot of weight over the past 5 years largely due to fast food intake.

I don't know what it was about the thought of wild horses getting slaughtered on me had such an impact... They are such a powerful, pure creature, an embodiment of freedom. Perhaps it has to do with growing up around horses and horse culture- I respect horses. They seem to embody the best of American values and have such a rich role in our history, both pre and post colonialism. Seeing wild horses killed to protect cattle interests is like reliving the genocide of Native Americans today. It is criminal, and it is preventable.

If our nation were to act in moderation, there wouldn't be any need for very large changes by individuals in their consumption habits. That being said, I understand that many people refuse to make any changes (I see why they carry that attitude and understand their point of view) so others have to make greater changes to compensate. As such I am going to stop eating meat produced by corporations. I am not going vegan or anything... and you won't find me at your dinner party asking for vegetarian only options. I am just going to make better choices when I am craving fast food, or at the grocery store. If there is a local rancher that raises his cattle in a sustainable, reasonable way, I will buy, eat, and enjoy the deliciousness of it. Taco Bell grade D kibble meat is off my list now. Maybe one day it will be off yours too?